zeldathemes

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

uhmeliamay:

How I spent my time at Pompeii today

You and I are underdosed and we’re ready to fall
Raised to be stupid, taught to be nothing at all

I don’t like the drugs but the drugs like me

belgianpaintings:

Emile Claus (1849 - 1924) - Les bords de la Lys, 1920

belgianpaintings:

Emile Claus (1849 - 1924) - Les bords de la Lys, 1920

baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image

  #same monica same  

padalicious-and-assckles:

#i bet misha and jensen put i there as a joke and no one noticed

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

#I JUST FIND IT SO FUNNY THAT HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS SOMETHING ROSE WOULD PLAUSIBLY SAY TO HIM

  #alice cooper  

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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the-teen-paula-deen:

NEVER LET A TUMBLR USER’S SELFIE GO NOTELESS

slutty-ukes:

why do I still read youtube comments like have I not learned anything